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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Nov 2, 2009 11:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: any Scientologists around here?

Allegedly, according to Scientology doctrine the galactic ruler Xenu brought billions of people to Earth 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, which is to say 'us', I imagine.

You can kind of see why Ron was a bust as a science fiction writer.

As a student I went to the local Scientology chapterhouse (or whatever they call it) curious to see what was what. Giving the covername of 'Paul Kantner'(don't ask why - but never queried) I went through the initial interview process and came away convinced that they hadn't a clue.

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Nov 3, 2009 7:16am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: any Appliantologists around here?

I prefer the Joe's Garage version

L Ron Hoover's First Church of Appliantology


Some people think
That if they go too far
They'll never get back
To where the rest of them are
I might be crazy
But there's one thing I know
You might be surprised
At what you find when ya go!

(And thus, having rationalized his expedition to L. Ron's modernistic office / cathedral / warehouse / condominium complex, JOE seeks the answer to his problem.)

Oh oh oh, Mystical Advisor
What is my problem, tell me, can you see?

Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!

That all seems very, very strange
I never craved a toaster or a color T. V.

A Latent Appliance Fetishist is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of MACHINES...
Get the picture?

Are you telling me
I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron?

No, my son! You must go into THE CLOSET
And you will have a lot of fun!
That's where they all live
So if you want an appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there n' get you one

Well...that seems simple enough...

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Poster: buscameby Date: Nov 3, 2009 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: any Appliantologists around here?

"but I got the crystal ball"

is that a real poncho or a sears poncho?


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Poster: skies Date: Nov 3, 2009 5:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: any Scientologists around here?

No kiddin ! Scientology believes a Xenu dude brought people from outer space here just to blow them to pieces , millions of years ago ?Ouawh , ROBthewordsmith, I had never heard of that yet and it sounds hilarious !Frankly it could have been more economical to dump them all in space afewmiles from Xenu 's backyard and watch them all pop like popcorns , no bombs needed .That said , with billions of galaxies , it is logical there are many other beings out there , somo better , some worse , than those down here . Here being a rather weird place anyway ,with millions of years for dinosaurs, then in the span of a few millenum of Humans ,we have computers , telephones, planes , cars , etc .I could understand that smart aliens might not want to relate to people who have mostly rotten leaders as politics worldwide , but what about the meanies liens? Wouldn't they have fun messing up this place just a little bit more ?Methought that we may be in quarantine here , to be sorted out at the exit , and some sort of tough regulators making sure some will never pass beyond checkpoints .A theory among others , of course !

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Poster: jfmlll Date: Nov 3, 2009 5:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: any Scientologists around here?

I found in 2006 the Protein binding if you inflate it and if you bubble over it you can disinfect many instrument like microscope and virus.And I found too in 2006 the rats and all the animal of laboratory was from the KGB.

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